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The Grinch had been caught by this tiny little daughter who got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
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Santa Claus? What are you doing with your tree?
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But you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick.
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He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick.
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Why, my sweet little dog?
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The fake Santa Claus lied.
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There's a light on the street that won't be on one side.
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So I'm taking it home to my work.
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I'll fix it up there.
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And I'll bring it back here.
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Samuel, what's Christmas to bring me about?
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I wasn't afraid of that.
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And his fib fooled the child.
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Then he patted her head, and he got her a drink,
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and he sent her to bed.
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Don't forget the Grinch.
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I know he's mean and hairy and smelly.
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His hands might be cold and clammy.
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But I think he's actually kind of sweet.
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You're not making sweet.
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Merry Christmas, Santa.
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Welcome Christmas, come this way.
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Father, for it's Father, for it's Father.
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Christmas, Christmas Day.
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Welcome, welcome, Father, God.
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Welcome, welcome, Father, God.
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Christmas Day is in our place.
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So long as we can, thanks to us.
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Bah, hu, re, w, yah, hu, yi-ha.
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Welcome, grace my praise of the dead.
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Bah, hu, re, w, yi-ha.
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Your age welcome, all who's far and far.
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Blaze into the face of fear.
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Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil.
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Um, maybe you need a time out.
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So desensitized by movies and television.
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This is a Flip Mode Squad Jim Carrey collabo.
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I didn't live with the given, but it was not a wish.
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I've seen happy kids with gifts.
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Merry Christmas, they shouted.
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I stole the gifts and there was nothing anyone could do about it.
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What do you want, Mr. Grinch?
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You really are a deal.
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You are slightly at the cactus store.
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It's charming as an eel.
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Buster Rimes, Jim Carrey, Mr. Grinch.
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Just the end of the phone.
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He was an angry little dude with a horrible attitude.
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And he'll show you some gratitude if you let him ruin your mood.
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Everybody knew about him from here to Baton Rouge.
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He remind me of the crazy lost cousin of Mr. Scrooge.
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Yes, it's my favorite game.
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You let me take all your gifts and just yell my name.
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Perhaps I'll be on my way just to return and successfully ruin your day.
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Okay, for the record, what the hell made you like that?
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So grouchy and grimy how everything about you is whack.
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Hey, yeah, I know you all can tell from all the talk from his mouth.
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You better set some bear traps around the gifts in your house.
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State of the art, some feelings just to give it a boost.
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You sleep in one hour with a couple wild dogs running loose now.
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He's definitely not the dude you can trust
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He'll be bouncing with all your goods
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And leave you biting the dust
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He's as friendly as a cat
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He's as charming as a young Mr. Crane
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He's coming around, safeguard your things
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You better safeguard your money
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Safeguard your planes
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You gotta safeguard your crib
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We'll be right back.
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You're something wrong with you.
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About one of the biggest cats I think I've ever met in my life, man.
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You're as friendly as a cactus.
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You're as charming as it is, Mr. Grinch.
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Something wrong with you.
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You're as friendly as a cactus.
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You're as charming as it is, Mr. Grinch.
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I want to give a shout out to the west side of Whoville.
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The streets are filled with Christmas cheer
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At least it's only once a year
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Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows
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And carols ringing in my ear
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Bundled up against the gold
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Lines wherever gifts are sold
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Each shop window displays a Christmas scene
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For everybody young and old
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Icicles on each straws and tinsel on the tree
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But it's a green Christmas for me
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Couple skating on the lawn
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Making angels on the lawn
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Five red mittens drying on the rat
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And needles shedding tannin bomb
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Red bows on the railings
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And snowflakes on the ground
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But it's a green Christmas in this town
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Cause of everything I miss
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All this mistletoe, no kiss
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And with every Christmas wish
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There would be no greater gift
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Than to have this envy live
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The carolers are at my door
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Don't want to hear them anymore
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The snarkings on the mantel
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The snow's here every day
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But it's a green Christmas anyway
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For the red notes on the reindeer
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But it's a green Christmas for me
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We'll be everywhere we go
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We'll be little mistletoe
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We'll be hugging, we'll be kissing like two turtledons
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Telling everyone Santa's gonna come
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Have a lot of fun at Christmas time
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Now it's on its way, everybody say
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Have a merry Christmas of love.
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Baby, let us know tonight.
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That'll be just right.
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Just imagine making out by the firelight.
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Merry Christmas, baby
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Merry Christmas, baby
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I just hate to see a good time had
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On this lonely Christmas Eve
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I hear them up and down
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Up and down the street
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They're making noise
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Noise, noise, noise
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How I hate their happy noise
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There's only one thing I hate more
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Come and think of it
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And that's the people who keep
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Feast, feast, feast, feast
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They'll have more than anyone could ever eat
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Me, I'm stuck here with my cream of wheat
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There's no one here to feast with me
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On this lonely Christmas Eve
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We'll be right back.
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We'll be right back.
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They take their little break and then they do it all again.
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It's a lonely Christmas.
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Seven o'clock, wrestle with myself loathing.
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Of course, if I want the loathing to nine,
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I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling,
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and slip slowly into madness.
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But what would I wear?
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Mama told me, boy, you best behave.
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Cause Santa keeps a list of all his bids
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And if you don't shape up, you ain't getting squat
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But the devil on my shoulder's getting hot
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If I'm gonna do it all
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I'm gonna do it right
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So he took me for a ride this Cadillac.
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Stolen from a cleft old maniac at a horse racetrack.
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I said, sir, it's Christmas Eve.
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I should be home in bed.
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Instead, he said, you married gentlemen.
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If I'm gonna do wrong
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I'm gonna do it right
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Will you look back and say
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When I'm the only ones that made me gone
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Santa Claus ever begun
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We'll be right back.
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Steady said, boy, you've been betting on a darker shade of red.
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Out of the camera, cool out of sight.
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Duke of deception, malice and spite.
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Johnny is singing, never tonight.
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If you gotta do wrong.
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You better do it right.
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I've got the tints are strung, the mints are dope and hung.
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I've got the means of celebration.
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I've got the lights down low, the skies are dreaming of snow.
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I've got the yule of burning bright.
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And by that Christmas tree, I've got you here with me.
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I've got the perfect Christmas night.
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I've got a box of dreams all with a Christmas theme.
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But tonight I won't be sleeping
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I've got Bing Crosby on
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Have all my troubles gone
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With the spirit I've been keeping
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I've got the presents wrapped
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I've got the boxes stacked
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I put up those Christmas lights
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All around that tree
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Like it all should be
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I've got the perfect Christmas night
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I've got the Christmas tree.
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I've got the memories.
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I've got the box of decorations.
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I've got the tinsel strung.
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The mistletoe's been hung.
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I've got the means of celebration
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I've got the lights out low
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The skies are dreaming snow
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I've got the yule of burning bright
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And by the Christmas tree
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I've got you here with me
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I've got the perfect Christmas night
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And by that Christmas tree
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I've got you here with me
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I've got the perfect Christmas night
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Shoo-be-doo-a-ba-ba-ba-chi-doo-a
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Shoo-be-doo-a-ba-ba-ba-chi-doo-a
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Chimiluwa, ha, ha, chinuwa
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Chimiluwa, ha, ha, chinuwa
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Here's your motivation.
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Your name is Rudolph.
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You're a freak with a red nose and nobody likes you.
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Then one day, Santa pets you and you save Christmas.
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Now forget that letter.
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Just keep it kind of loose and goosey.
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You hate Christmas. You're gonna steal it.
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Saving Christmas was a lousy ending.
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Way too commercial.
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You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Cut, check the gate, moving on.
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Get off your sled and go to bed
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Don't you ever tire
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Throw a bone, I'm finally home
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Curled up by the fire
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Snow is falling from the sky
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Like ashes from unearned
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Sweet dreams, my little one
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Well, Christmas is going to the dogs
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We'd rather have true toys than your dogs
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Things aren't looking very good, it's true
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So I'll just lay here and chew
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We'll be right back.
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We'll be right back.
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very good it's true
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You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
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Just face the music you're amongst.
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Mr. Grinch, yes you are.
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Your heart's an empty hole.
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Your brain is full of spatter.
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You've got gallagher in his own.
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I wouldn't touch you ever.
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39 and a half before.
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You know, if you ask who's who, who they're in,
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Of a seasick crocodile
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Given the choice between you
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And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling.
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How could it be so?
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It came without ribbons.
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It came without tags.
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It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
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And he puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore.
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Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
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Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.
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Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
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I don't know when we fell apart
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The love that we had was like a work of art
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I used to see heaven in your eyes
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Now angels are falling from your skies
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Things we said were so long
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And I haven't held you for so long
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My foolish pride turned me inside
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Why did we tell those lies?
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You can reach for the phone
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You don't have to be alone
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Outside the wind it seems so cold
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Your heart is frozen like the snow
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And there's no one home
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To keep you safe and warm
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Your eyes are red because you cry
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You fell asleep while I find your sight
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But there's one thing you should know
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On this Christmas, baby
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You don't have to be alone
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And I had only one wish on my list.
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For me, you would be the perfect gift.
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There's nothing colder than an empty home.
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Holidays were never meant to be alone
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The smiles we gave when our hearts were saved
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By each other's love and woes
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That's subsided now, no happiness around
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I can only find a way to your heart
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There's one thing you should know
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On this Christmas, baby
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You don't have to be alone
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You don't have to be alone
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You don't have to be all alone
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You don't have to be alone
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You don't have to be alone.
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You don't have to be alone.
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You seem so close to your baby.
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Your heart is frozen like a soul.
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There's no one alone to keep you safe and warm.
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You don't have to be alone.
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You don't have to be alone because you cry.
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You better sleep by the fire.
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I'm not a high and sound
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But there's one thing you should know
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On this Christmas, baby
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You don't have to be
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Where are you, Christmas?
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Why can't I find you?
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Why have you gone away?
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Where is the laughter you used to bring me
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Why can't I hear music play
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My world is changing
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Does that mean Christmas changes to mind?
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Where are you, Christmas?
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Do you remember the one you used to know?
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I'm not the same one.
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See what the time has done.
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Is that why you have left?
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Christmas is here everywhere.
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Christmas is here if you care.
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If there is love in your heart and your mind
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You will feel like Christmas all the time
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I feel you Christmas
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I know I've found you
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You never fade away
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The joy of Christmas
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Days here in silence
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Filled each and every heart
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Where are you, Christmas?
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Fill your heart with love
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Where are you Christmas?
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Why can't I find you?
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Why have you gone away?
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My world is changing. I'm rearranging. Does that mean Christmas changes too?
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Where are you Christmas?
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The girl you used to know
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You and I were so carefree
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Now nothing's easy
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Did Christmas change
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All their windows were dark
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Quiet snow filled the air
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All the whos were all dreaming
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Sweet water Grinchy claws hissed
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And he climbed to the roof
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Empty bags in his fist
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He'd slide down the chimney
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A rather tight pinch
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But if Santa could do it
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Then so could the Grinch
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The lookings all are in a row
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The stockings he grinned
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Are the first thing to go
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Then he slunk to the icebox.
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He eyed the Who's feast.
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He took the Who pudding.
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He took the Roast Beast.
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He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
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Why, that Grinch.
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He even took their last can of Who hash.
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Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
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And now, grinned at the Grinch.
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I'll stuff up the tree.
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And the Grinch grabbed the tree and he started to shout
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when he heard a small sound at the coo of the dog.
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The Grinch had been caught.
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by this tiny little daughter who got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
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What are you doing with that tree?
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But you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick.
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He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick.
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Why, my sweet little dog.
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The fake Santa Claus lied.
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There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
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So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
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I'll fix it up there, and I'll bring it back here.
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Sam, what's Christmas really about?
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I wasn't afraid of that.
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And his fib fooled the child.
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Then he patted her head, and he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed.
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Don't forget the Grinch.
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I know he's mean and hairy and smelly.
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His hands might be cold and clammy.
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But I think he's actually kind of sweet.
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You're making sweet.
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Merry Christmas, Santa.